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Morecambe and Wise: Britain’s Legendary Comedy Duo

Eric Morecambe (1926–1984) and Ernie Wise (1925–1999) formed one of Britain’s most beloved comedy acts, celebrated for their sharp wit, impeccable timing, and enduring contributions to television, stage, and radio. Together, they became household names, synonymous with British humor for generations.

Early Lives

Eric Morecambe, born Eric Bartholomew on May 14, 1926, in Morecambe, Lancashire, began performing in local talent shows and as a child actor in variety theatre. He adopted the stage name “Morecambe” from his hometown. Known for his quick physical comedy, expressive face, and improvisational skill, Eric quickly became a natural entertainer.

Ernie Wise, born Ernest Wiseman on November 27, 1925, in Leeds, Yorkshire, started performing on stage at a young age, focusing on acting, singing, and straight-man comedy. Wise was characterized by his more serious, polished stage persona, which contrasted perfectly with Morecambe’s cheeky, mischievous style.

Formation of the Duo

The two first performed together in the late 1940s. Their partnership officially took shape in 1949 when they were signed as a double act. They performed in theatres and variety shows across the UK, honing a chemistry that would become legendary: Morecambe as the zany, unpredictable comic and Wise as the self-important straight man.

Television Success

Morecambe and Wise rose to national prominence with their BBC and ITV television shows, most notably “The Morecambe & Wise Show” (1968–1977 on BBC, later on ITV 1978–1983). The show became a cultural phenomenon, attracting millions of viewers, especially during their annual Christmas specials, which became an enduring tradition in British households.

The duo were famous for their sketches, musical parodies, celebrity guest appearances, and Eric’s signature ad-libs, including the famous catchphrase: “Tea, Ern?” Morecambe’s playful banter, often teasing Wise about his vanity or musical abilities, created comic tension that delighted audiences.

Legacy

Morecambe and Wise are widely regarded as two of Britain’s greatest comedians. Their influence extends beyond television into live theatre, film, and comedy writing. Eric Morecambe passed away suddenly from a heart attack in 1984 at the age of 58. Ernie Wise continued performing solo and made various television appearances until his death from cancer in 1999 at age 73.

They are remembered for their timeless humor, impeccable partnership, and ability to connect with audiences across generations. In 2002, a statue of Morecambe and Wise was unveiled in Morecambe, commemorating their contribution to British entertainment.

Richard Pryor Funniest Jokes

I had to quit drinking. I was getting tired of waking up with two black eyes… and that was just from looking in the mirror.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. It is like, ‘What are we celebrating here? My health insurance premiums?’
I went to the store and bought a cake. The guy behind the counter said, ‘What is the occasion?’ I said, ‘I just got a job… as a cake tester.’
I tell people, ‘You have to laugh at life, or life is gonna laugh at you… and life is a real jerk.’
Being famous is like being a dog. If you are a dog, people say, ‘Oh, look at that cute dog.’ If you are famous, they say, ‘Look at that cute person.’
I tried to quit smoking… but then I realized it was the only thing that kept me from eating my own arm off.
Richard Pryor once said his funniest body part was his “funny bone,” but it turns out it was just his sense of humor in overdrive!
I think everyone should be a comedian. That way, when you mess up, people just laugh and say, ‘That is part of the show!’
You know things are bad when you go to the doctor and he says, ‘You need to start exercising.’ I said, ‘Well, doc, I am good at running… away from responsibility!’

1. “Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.”

― Groucho Marx, from his autobiography, “Groucho and Me”

2. “From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.”

― Groucho Marx, testimonial for S. J. Perelman’s first book, “Dawn Ginsberg’s Revenge”

3. “To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx.”

― Groucho Marx, from his book, “Memoirs of a Mangy Lover”

4. “Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.”

― Groucho Marx in “Monkey Business”

5. “I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

― Groucho Marx in “Duck Soup”

6. “Beyond the Alps lies more Alps. And The Lord Alps those that Alps themselves.”

― Groucho Marx in “Horse Feathers”

7. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”

― Groucho Marx in “Animal Crackers”

8. “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

― Attributed to Groucho Marx

9. “Gentlemen: If you continue to print slanderous material about me, I shall feel compelled to cancel my subscription.”

― Groucho Marx, letter to Confidential magazine

10. “Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail of it.”

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